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198,869 notes - 13 May, 2013

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

hometown-unicorn:

My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

believeinthesimple:

bottomline-fuckyou:

mychemcalromance:

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

I AM ENLIGHTENED

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT POST

Am I the only one who knew this because I started at y dog when I was little trying to figure it out??

monetizeyourcat:

unimpressedcats:

the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh

i love when cats’ programming glitches out

jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

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