i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii)

shixn:

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

painterbaker:

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

(Source: dellycartwright)

homevvrecker:

its really cute when someone tells you “oh i was doing this and it reminded me of you” if u ever tell me i remind you of something nice i’ll probably fall in love with you 

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(Source: chronicallylate)

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”